so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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