YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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