are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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