BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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