what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
whose ass print is on the piano?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
