So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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