Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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