i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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