He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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