i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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