Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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