let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I'm at about main and main street
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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