My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize