The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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