oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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