she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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