I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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