You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize
