spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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