It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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