If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
