Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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