Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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