3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
someone owes me an orgasm
i wish my penis had a tongue
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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