I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
