don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
