I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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