I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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