I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
where are my eyebrows?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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