I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
