dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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