Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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