wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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