yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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