...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
