wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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