Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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