their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
You don't make any sense
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If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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