this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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