Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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