That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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