Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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