How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
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