He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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