Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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