i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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