question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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