is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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