We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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