we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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