You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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