doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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