Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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