There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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