the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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